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1·Long before Bonsai Kittens and the tourist guy, hoaxsters have been wreaking havoc on the gullible to amuse themselves and maybe gain a little notoriety.

早在盆景猫咪和灾难旅行者之前，就有恶搞的人拿“蹂躏”那些轻信的人来作为消遣，并因此臭名昭著。下面是一些网络时代甚至几个世纪之前的恶作剧。

2·That is why kittens raised so that they see only vertical lines have brains that look different from those raised in an environment with purely horizontal ones.

这就是为什么在只有垂直线的环境中长大的小猫和的大脑和那些生活在水平线环境中的猫的大脑有所不同。

3·Born in the ruins of Rome, Italy, with all the stray kittens, Varone's own sweater kittens have made her into a Televison Personality Star!

跟所有流浪的小猫一同出生于意大利罗马的废墟中，瓦伦自己的毛衣小猫使她自己成为了一名电视明星。

4·There have been many attempts, but they don't evoke anywhere near the same responses as puppies, kittens or even hamsters. They are toys, not companions.

出现过许多这样的尝试，不过，它们都没有带来任何接近于对小狗小猫甚或是仓鼠的同样反应，它们只是玩具，不是伙伴。

5·Unlike puppies, kittens can be left alone, but they should have access to toys and visual stimuli.

跟狗狗不同的是，猫咪更易于独处，不过你必须保证它身边有玩具可玩。

6·Unlike puppies, kittens can be left alone, but it's important that they also have access to toys and visual stimuli.

和小狗不同，小猫可以被独个留下，可重要的一点是它们一样需要玩具和视觉刺激。

7·Peter was very happy to have helped the kittens. But suddenly he remembered about Easter.

皮特很高兴帮助了小猫。但是突然他记得了复活节。

8·Kittens of more than one month are truly lovely. Before standing steady on their feet, they have learned to be naughty.

过了满月的小猫们真是可爱，腿脚还不甚稳，可是已经学会淘气。

9·The countryside had no grotesqueries or mummer shows... though it did have Wells aplenty, to swallow up unwanted kittens, three-headed calves, and babes like him.

乡下可没有滑稽戏和哑剧表演……不过倒是不少水井供颜色那些不想要的小猫咪、三个脑袋的牛犊和像他这样的怪胎。

10·Then I have four cats, Tabby and her three kittens.

所以我有四只猫了，它们是斑猫和她的三个孩子。