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1·Do you know where the commode is?

你知道马桶在哪儿吗？

2·Excuse me, sir, is there a commode?

抱歉，先生，请问有厕所吗?。

3·So what exactly is wrong with the current commode?

现在的便桶有什么问题吗？

4·He leaped down from the commode and seized his hat.

他从抽斗柜上跳下来，拿起他的帽子。

5·Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

无论厕所还是猫都会干净的闪闪发光。

6·When I sit on the commode, I can no longer sit up straight.

当我坐在便桶上时，我怎么也坐不直身子。

7·This patent pending product is the modern way to embellish your commode.

这个正在申请专利的产品，是现代的方式，美化您的。

8·And keep your toothbrush away from the commode — especially the powerful flush of toilets on airplanes.

把牙刷放得离便桶远一些，尤其飞机上那种冲力很强的马桶。

9·The butter, too, is hidden away in the commode; after three days it tastes like the big toe of a cadaver.

奶油也藏在柜子里，放了三天以后那味道就像一具尸首上的大脚趾。

10·Haunted: you feel you have dumped it and there's trace on the bumf, but nothing can be seen in the commode.

闹鬼：感觉拉出来了，卫生纸上分明还有痕迹，但马桶里却什么也看不见。

便桶

1·When I sit on the commode, I can no longer sit up straight.

当我坐在便桶上时，我怎么也坐不直身子。