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1·One guy can make a song, put it on an album or the Internet and have thousands of people singing along to it, all over the world.

人可以写一首歌上传到互联网上，世界各地成千上万的人们都能听到都可以唱出来。

2·When all this is over, what are you gonna do to make sure you're not a lonely guy wondering why you let the purest thing in your life get away?

当生涯终结，你打算如何确认你不是那孤独的人，那困惑于自己为何让生命中最纯粹之物溜走的人？

3·The story goes like this: This guy is getting married in Thailand, so all his friends flew over to Thailand to be at the wedding.

故事是这样的：有个男的要在泰国结婚，于是他的朋友们都去泰国准备参加婚礼。

4·I have the best job in the entire world! The most adorable guy came over today, and I got to dress him up all day!

我拥有全世界最好的工作！今天一个最可爱的男人光顾了，而且任由我摆布一整天！

5·The guy sprays beer all over the bar. He doesn't even touch the glass.

那个家伙把啤酒喷得酒吧里到处都是，小杯根本连碰都没碰到。

6·The guy began dumping tomato juice all over the bartender, but no a drop fell into the whiskey bottle.

那个家伙开始倾销番茄汁的酒保，但是没有一滴水掉入威士忌酒瓶。

7·He said that in Vietnam, this guy was on fire and in their panic, they threw a bag of flour all over him to put the fire out... well, it not only put the fire out, but he never even had a blister!

他说，在越南曾有一个家伙身上着火了，众人在惊慌中把一袋子的面粉撒在他的身上灭火。但令人惊讶的是，它不仅灭了火，被烧那家伙的身上竞没有水泡！

8·Michael found the little guy, his face down in a steam, his body gray all over, gray as ash.

迈克尔发觉了那小家伙，他脸朝下泡在溪水里，满身发灰。

9·A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing Lovestamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them.

一天，一个男子走进邮局，看到一位中年秃头男人正在柜台边有条不紊地在布满桃心图案的淡粉色信封上粘贴爱情图案的邮票。

10·All except that little guy over there standing in the sun...

所有的都强壮但除了那个在阳光下的小雪人。