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1·Today, I received a phone call from the number of a single guy I met online. It was his wife, who is three months pregnant. She threatened to kick my ass.

今天，我收到一个电话，是一个我在网上遇到的“单身”网友的老婆打来的，她已经怀孕三个月了，威胁说要揍我。

2·Not just check email but write chapter in my novel or write that kick-ass blog post I've been planning or write that new Android app.

不仅是“浏览邮件”，而且“要写出有创见的小说章节”，或“发人深省的博客，”或“编写新的软件程序”等。

3·One, kick ass in high school…so that i can get…two…a fatty scholarship. Three, limit my beer pong enough to keep said scholarship, which i did, and.

第一点，要在高中里所向无敌…第二点丰厚奖学金，第三点，充分限制游乐时间以便能继续获得上述奖学金，这个做到了，还有。

4·Carter: My daddy'll kick your daddy's ass all the way from here to China, Japan, wherever the hell you from and all up that Great Wall too.

卡特：“不管你从哪来，我父亲都能把你父亲一脚从这踢到中国、日本乃至长城上。”

5·Have you given my daughter a little package to remember you by now that the war is over and you know America will kick your ass back to your village full of shit in Sicily?

你有没有使我的女儿明白，现在战争结束了，美国会把你踢回你在西西里岛上那个充满粪便的村庄？