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1·A man wearing a monkey mask racked up dozens of tickets, fighting them in court, to protest the system.

某男子吃了罚单，觉得这个制度不合理，于是上法庭想讨个公道。 他出庭的时候还戴着贴满罚单的猴子面具。

2·If you are greeted by a man in shabby clothes covered in dirt, definitely allow him to lead you down all sorts of dark alleys and abandoned buildings. If he has a pet monkey, even better!

要是你遇到一个衣衫褴褛满身污垢的男人，你一定得跟着他到各种暗巷和废弃的房子里逛逛。

3·In out of the room before, the old man of the right eye keyhole, and want to see monkeys are doing, to his surprise, he saw the monkey eyes.

在出房间前，老人把右眼对着钥匙孔，想看看猴子正在干什么，让他吃惊的是，他看见了猴子的眼睛。

4·Originally, the monkey also through the keyhole to see the old man in the outside.

原来，猴子也通过钥匙孔在外面看老人。

5·They say she can look at a man once, and he'll turn monkey and climb trees to pick cocoanuts for her.

人们说，只要她看哪个男人一眼，他就会变成猴子，爬到树上为她摘椰子。

6·In the State of Chu a man cooked some monkey meat and invited his neighbour to eat it with him. He told his neighbour: This is dog meat.

楚国，有一个人煮好了猴子肉，邀请邻居一起来吃，并且告诉他说：“这是狗肉。”

7·The old man liked to sit at his garden and sleep in the afternoon. When birds came into the garden and make noises, the monkey chased them away.

老人喜欢下午坐在他的花园里睡觉，当有鸟儿飞到花园里并发出声音的时候，猴子会赶走它们。

8·Little monkey brought nuts and asked the old man to plant them on the mountain.

小猴带来了果核，让老爷爷把它们种在大山上。

9·It is in fear and tremble to climb onto the top of high tree. A man who has acrophobia is scary to a fit of heart attack if he is in the position. Why does monkey feel well?

爬到高高的树巅上去，这是一种令人感到提心吊胆的举动，那些有惧高症的人，如果是处于这样的环境，怕是连心脏病都吓出来了，但是换了猴子怎么就会没事呢？

10·The man responded, Lord, to be man for only 20 years is too little. Please, Lord, give me the 20 years the mule refused, the 15 years the dog refused, and the ten years the monkey rejected.

“人回答说：”上帝，人只活20年太少了。请上帝把骡子拒绝的20年，狗拒绝的15年和猴子拒绝的10年都赐给我吧。