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1·I was supposed to travel to a conference but didn't make it because I got so drunk at the airport I fell down on my face and spent the rest of the day in the drunk tank.

我本来前往一个会议，但没能成功，因为我有那么在机场喝我倒下，我的脸，用坦克在喝了一整天。

2·My calendar rolls over every time the ball drops in New York, and I've yet to see this cause any planetary cataclysm, except for theguy who has to mop out the drunk tank at the NYPD.

每一次纽约举行新年庆祝会我的日历都会翻页，可是我还没看到这产生过任何行星灾难，除了那个不得不在纽约警察局醉汉拘留所拖地板的小伙子。